I know this is a Giants blog. But I also know that some of you guys have dreams. Maybe some of you want to be captains of industry. And others might want to parlay that not-so-long ago small-school college career into a little paycheck.
With that in mind, the UFL (you know, where former quarterbacks coach Chris Palmer went to lead the Hartford Colonials) is holding open tryouts for all but one of their teams. As a service to all you poets and dreamers out there, here's a list of dates. Oh, and bring your own cleats.
Las Vegas Locos -- April 17 in Phoenix, May 9 in Los Angeles, and May 15 in Las Vegas.
Florida Tuskers -- May 8 in Miami, May 15 in Orlando, and June 26 in Atlanta.
Hartford Colonials -- May 8 in Petersburg, Va.
I'll expect a full rundown of the workout if any of you guys try out. And if you do make a team, just send 25 percent of your paycheck my way.